My name is Joey Lopez. I like to do Joey Lopez things because Joey Lopez things R cool.
There’s no particular reason as to why I writing this, it’s 4 a.m and I am somehow doing a thousand things at once (without the use of meth) and one of those things is this.. I’m probably 2 kewl 4 U anyways. Any who it ‘twas nice of you to read this pointless blog. I’d probably like to meet one of you, or all of you, or none of you idc because everyone in this fuck town sucks mega asshole.
.. Well toot-a-loo mother fuckers.